
We put them in power. There was a young lady of Trent Who said that she knew what it meant When he asked her to dine, Private room, lots of wine, She knew, oh she knew! Here is my position on the matter. All females may exit immediately. It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profundly sick society. She said with a yell, As a shot rang the bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!






A few have also emailed us from a misspelled address we couldn't reply to.

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I would much rather have an honest prostitute in my life over a dishonest woman any day. It just goes underground. When the banister broke, He doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air. While pissing on deck an old boatswain Fell asleep, and his pisser got frozen; It snapped at the shank, And it fell off and sank In the sea - 'twas his own fault for dozin'. I'd wait in the Q for my go with youIf you promise you won't tell "Me Mam". I never asked her or even considered it.







That tattoo is awesome, go fuck yourself
I'll fuck him too,
I want to know as well!